Our Time is NOW! WormCo '08!!!

After several months of prodding by our shareholders, customers, employees, and yes - our fans - we have decided to enter this year's presidential race. Our platform will be on the newly formed Worm Liberation Party in conjunction with the WLO (Worm Liberation Organization.)

We here at WormCo realize that people and worms everywhere live their lives constrained to things like work, paying bills, and responsibility - and our campaign will be around liberating you from all of those day to day chores. How will we do it? WE DON'T KNOW! But the beauty of being a politician is you can make all the grandiose promises you want and follow up on few to none of them.

We'd like to thank the folks at Channel 3 news for getting the word out so quickly around our historic run for the presidency. It's been a long, hard road to this point and the going is only going to get tougher - but we'll be digging in the dirt to put a shirt on every red-blooded American!!!