A fond hello to our investors and shareholders - it's been awhile! We just wanted to pop in and say we have adopted a new slogan for our business that you have probably never heard before - MAGA! MONKEYS ARE GREAT AGAIN!!!!
As we continue to lead the multiverse in worm production and worm-related sundries, we wanted to give a shout out to the hardest working employees of them all at WormCo - the monkeys! We were looking for ways to expand our production and after the robots we mobilized killed a sizable portion of our workforce we nuked the robots from orbit and started over with a small army of monkeys! So far this new MAGA workforce is really helping us here at WormCo turn a profit.
We also have a profit sharing service (see the video to learn more) and our newly rolled out MESPP (monkey employee stock purchase plan) alongside a generous banana-based pension plan and full monkey jockey benefits post retirement.
MAGA! GO WORMCO! NEED A SHIRT? DIG SOME DIRT!!
