Hi Folks. One of our field sales reps from the Montgomery Office let us know that the competition is "talking smack" and trying to pass off a Flea Market to drive out WormCo in this worm-rich area. Despite this person's sweet worm-colored outfit that he showcases during his time of "breaking it down" this type of practice will not be tolerated.
Visit the Worm Market a couple of miles down on 2nd street, right next to Uncle Earl's Broasted Chicken Shack. We know you won't be disappointed.
In fact, mention that you came to the Worm Market instead of the Flea Market, and we'll give you 2 batches of Meal Worms for free. We appreciate your business, and want you to remember one of the tenets of our corporation:
Don't bother going to market to buy a flea
When you can get 2 batches of Meal Worm for free!
The above statement is trademarked and unconditional property of Worco, LLC.
The fact that the above sentence rhymes with the slogan above it is mere coincidence.
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