October 10, 2006 - DIRT CITY, JALISCO, MEXICO
In an unprecendeted move to continue domination of the world worm market, WormCo announced today that they will be acquiring SoilNet, Inc. SoilNet is the leading producer of underground worm tunnels and a leader in soil excavation. The reported selling price for SoilNet is in the range of 6 Million Worm options.
WormCo's stock was up .89 worms a share, or 2.7% in early trading in the New York Worm Exchange. Dirty Sanchez (pictured above), CEO of SoilNet, was quoted as saying "Holy Sheet, I'm reech main, reeeech beyond my wildest dreams!!!!!"
BigWorm and DaddyWorm, co-founders of WormCo, were unavailable for comment, as they are currently in North Korea evaluating the new nuclear worm/Philip Seymour Hoffworm developments.
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