WormCo Recall Update

We have recovered some footage of some of the victims of tainted batch 1028, and unfortunately the results are not pretty. A resident of the town of Volga, NM sent in the clip linked in the picture to the right.

Unfortunately after the FTK Syndrome phase wears off, the affected persons turn into zombies and dance in unison. As you can see from this article zombies are the last thing we want to promote here at WormCo. This is a complete embarrassment and we sincerely apologize to the residents of Volga for this incident.

On a brighter note, part of North Korea's nuclear talks with the UN include detonating their nuclear weapons over Volga to eradicate the effects of batch 1028 and the subsequent zombie outbreak. Our lobbyists at the UN are really earning their worms this week!

We feel with these developments that not only will Batch 1028 be fully contained, but WormCo is doing their part to promote global harmony - not only above ground, but under as well.

UP FROM THE UNDERGROUND!!!!