You are NEVER too Young for WormCo

What's that little fella? Worm stories? You betcha.

Here at WormCo we never stop thinking about Worms. As a matter of fact, I remember when I was just a stockboy at WormCo all those years ago. I was in charge of worms receivable at the time, and was paid a hefty salary of 27 worms a day! Heck, you translate that into present-day worms and that is almost 60 worms..... but the real money is in the worm options.

With our North Korea branch testing nuclear weapons underground (where the worms be at, as the kids say!) - the possibilities are endless. Excuse us all at WormCo while we just watch the worm options go "up from the underground", as DaddyWorm used to say after those long hours in W&D (Worms and Development). All that hard work, and countless hours of digging the dirt, are paying off for the employees, the investors, most importantly - the children like little Billy here who just LOVE WormCo.