Just In for Summer '07 - Baby Fashion!

Have you ever wondered how you can make your ugly baby cute? Have you ever wondered what will make your stinky baby smell like a cornucopia of potpourri? Is the fact that all the other babies in your baby's nursery hate him or her keeping you awake at night?

Well friends, look no further than our Smashing Summer '07 WormCo Fashion for Babies line of clothing. These threads are spun by our armada of silkworms from our booming China division. Once we collect the raw materials, we whisk them off to our non-sweatshop factory to be manufactured into the lovely garments you see pictured above. In fact, young Nathan here has already potty trained himself and begun work on a thesis of the economical impact of social reform in pan-Adriatic cultures since he became a customer. And what has your baby produced today? Drool.

You can be assured that no one under the age of 7 works in our Chinese baby clothing plant, and we have the number of weekly hours capped at 97.5! Compare that with Babies "R" Us, who actually derived their name from a toddler-run factory in Malaysia, where they have children as young as 4 months toiling away to provide you with non-WormCo quality merchandise at grossly inflated prices.

But wait.... there's more! Our WormCo line of baby clothing is disrespectful to dirt! Sure, WormCo deals in buying and selling of dirt every day.... but goodness knows you don't want it on your baby.

Ugly, stinky, rogue babies rejoice! Your time has come and your company.... is WormCo.

Up from the Underground!!!

Worms > Fleas

Hi Folks. One of our field sales reps from the Montgomery Office let us know that the competition is "talking smack" and trying to pass off a Flea Market to drive out WormCo in this worm-rich area. Despite this person's sweet worm-colored outfit that he showcases during his time of "breaking it down" this type of practice will not be tolerated.

Visit the Worm Market a couple of miles down on 2nd street, right next to Uncle Earl's Broasted Chicken Shack. We know you won't be disappointed.

In fact, mention that you came to the Worm Market instead of the Flea Market, and we'll give you 2 batches of Meal Worms for free. We appreciate your business, and want you to remember one of the tenets of our corporation:

Don't bother going to market to buy a flea
When you can get 2 batches of Meal Worm for free!

The above statement is trademarked and unconditional property of Worco, LLC.

The fact that the above sentence rhymes with the slogan above it is mere coincidence.

Don't Mess With Worms

This is a video smuggled from our Japanese branch. Our translators here at WormCo have worked diligently to properly translate this to all of our loyal customers our there.

You see, these two fellows in the video were quite insolent to the worms, and they definitely escaped serious consequences by the skins of their teeth.

Luckily, cooler worm heads prevailed and no one was injured.

As you can see, our Japanese branch is rather particular about us posting videos directly to the WormCo homepage. You will need to double click the video link above to watch it.

Up from the underground!!